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We traveled the West Indies
(and outer space) to bring you something stupid good.

Starts

BIG-AS-YER-HEAD SALAD
11

chopped romaine lettuce with mango, carrot, and pickled onions; tossed with island ranch sauce, lime, fresh herbs, and crispy onions {add tofu; +2}

EDAMAME & SHISHITOS
9

pan-tossed beans-in-pods with sweet peppers, roasted onions, jerk seasoning, and lime

MOFONGO
8

fried n’ smooshed plantain and potato patty, served over a tomato- rum sauce

CHIPS & FRIENDS
8

fried plantain and tortilla chips, served with house-made avocado-cucumber dip and pineapple salsa

CURRIED WAFFLE FRIES
12

crispy waffle fries with house-made curry, pickled onions, tamarind sauce, and fresh herbs

BANG UP WINGERS
11

spicy house-made seitan wings, served with celery, trini hot sauce, and island ranch sauce; choice of:
Ā  Ā – hot & sweet tamarind
Ā  Ā – pineapple-soy-scotch bonnetĀ 
Ā  Ā – mango-scotch bonnet

Plates & Bowls

BOWL-O-LO MEIN
13

plump noodles in a tangy sesame-soy sauce with {tofu -or- seitan}, shredded cabbage, red pepper, broccoli, carrot, and fresh herbs

QUESADILLA
13

grilled flour tortilla folded with {tofu -or- seitan}, black- eyed peas nā€™ rice, and topped with green cabbage, tomatoes, pickled onions, spicy mayo, and fresh herbs; served with avocado dip

CASSAREEP RICE BOWL
13

crispy seitan with onions, pineapple, sweet red peppers, and fresh tomato all tossed in tangy cassareep sauce; served over coconut-rice with pickled onions, steamed broccoli, and fresh herbs

PIMENTO WOOD-SMOKED JERK
14

jerked scratch-seitan served over coconut black-eyed peas nā€™ rice with papaya slaw and spiced fresh pineapple

sandwiches { served with a side of plantain & corn chips with pineapple salsa -or- black-eyed peas n'rice }

BAKE & SEITAN
13

a stuffed fry-bread sandwich with crispy fried scratch-seitan, green-herb seasoning, tomatoes, papaya slaw, and trini hot sauce

BAKE & CHANA
13

a stuffed fry-bread sandwich with curried chickpeas, green-herb seasoning, tomatoes, papaya slaw, and trini hot sauce

SEITAN CUBANO
14

mojo jackfruit, seitan-ham, green cabbage, tomato, pickled onions and cucumbers, with mustard and mayo, on grilled bread

sides { one for 4 -or- three for 11 }

SWEET PLANTAINS
4

deep-fried yellow plantains

CORNBREAD
4

baked with sweet peppers and baking spices

COCONUT BREAD
4

coconut milk bread, baked with golden raisins and toasted coconut

FRESH PINEAPPLE
4

sliced and spiced

BAKES & ISLAND RANCH SAUCE
4

chopped fry-bread with… island ranch sauce

PAPAYA SLAW
4

fresh papaya and pineapple with pickled red and green cabbage

PEAS Nā€™ RICE
4

coconut-rice with black-eyed peas

CRISPY WAFFLE FRIES
4

lightly spiced potato fries that look like mini-waffles!

Drinks

PINA COLADA
11

coconut liqueur, dark rum, white rum, pineapple juice, banana liqueur, cream of coconut, fresh pineapple; blended

RHUM PUNCH
8

rum, coconut liqueur, lime, mango syrup, hibiscus syrup, orange and pineapple juice; rocks

DIRTY BANANA
12

spiced rum, coffee liqueur, vanilla,Ā pealed banana, almond milk, chocolate; blended

NOSE ENDER
15

tequila, cream of coconut, lime, jalapenĢƒo pepper; served in a really-real coconut

INSUFFERABLE BASTARD
10

bourbon, london dry gin, lime juice,Ā ginger ale, angostura bitters; rocks

DEVIL'S CLAW
11

rye whiskey, cream of coconut, chineseĀ five-spice-curry, lemon, thai basil, angostura bitters; crushed rocks

PACIFICO
6

mexican pilsner-style beer from mexico

MONTUCKY COLD SNACKS
5

american lager from montana

RED STRIPE
4.5

pale lager fromĀ jamaica

Proofless Fizzies { add a well shot for 4 }

GUAVA FIZZY
6

guava syrup, lime, club soda (n/a)

HIBISCUS PUNCH FIZZY
6

hibiscus syrup, coconut syrup, lime, club soda (n/a)

MANGO FIZZY
6

guava syrup, lime, club soda (n/a)